A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom
‘You know what? ‘ says the 5 year old, ‘ I think it’s about time we started swearing. ‘
The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says,
‘When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok? ‘
‘Ok ‘ the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast.
‘Oh, sh*t mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Cereal’
WHACK!! She spanks him good.
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, ‘ And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? ‘
‘ I don’t know mom but it won’t be a f***ing Cereal’
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In case you’re worried, the kids are OK and in perfect condition.
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